Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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