what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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