never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
that's an acceptable place to lick
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
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