i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I just gift wrapped bread.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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