naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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