Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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