I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
