I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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