Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
