I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I touched a dick in church today
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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