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What did we do last night that was yellow?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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