You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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