His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
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