I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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