This girl is more easily done than said...
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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