My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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