I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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