So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize
