He asked to "fluff my boner.."
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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