i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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