We're like a lot better than the average bears
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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