My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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