Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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