you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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