Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I'm always down for nudity.
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