Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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