coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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