We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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