I got chris browned last night
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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