I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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