I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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