but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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