I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
