And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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