I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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