She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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