Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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