I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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