I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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