it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
How does one acquire holy water?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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