please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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