Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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