Come see our sink grown plant.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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