with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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