Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Randomize
