so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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