Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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