So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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