Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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