Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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