why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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