How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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