so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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