fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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