never play flip cup with pint glasses
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Randomize
