sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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