All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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