i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Randomize
