He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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